This week’s blog post is special because the man, the myth, the legend Joey Bell himself took the keyboard away from his blogger minion and wrote it himself. That’s right, it’s a Joey Bell takeover baby! Enjoy!
The real reason I wanted to write this blog myself was to introduce a little about me and what I do. I also wanted to talk about the Consumer Electronics Show that went down in Vegas last week and has the whole telecom industry buzzing like a cellphone on vibrate.
If you want to know my life story, and trust me you do, you can read about it here. I’m not going to recap it all right now, but I will place emphasis on the fact that I’m the best telecom salesman the world has ever known. I know a lot about two things; saving people money on their telecom bills and making delicious marinara sauce. If you had read my bio, you would already know this.
My job is to make sure a business gets the best possible deal for their telecom services. Phone, internet and cable aren’t cheap these days unless you go through a certified bill slasher such as myself. People want speed and quality at a price they can afford and I’m all about making the people happy. I saved a guy so much money once that he named his firstborn after me even though Joey isn’t usually a girl’s name. Now that’s what I call customer satisfaction.
Anyway, I don’t like to brag so let’s get to some of the stuff that went down in Vegas last week. America’s Playground was host to the biggest electronics tradeshow in the world and everybody who’s somebody was there to show off their newest gizmos and gadgets. There were cell phones that work underwater, forks that told you to eat slower, and of course there was the newest projects from telecom giants like AT&T and Verizon. Both companies are putting an emphasis on higher quality and faster speeds in the coming years. Mobile 4G networks will continue to improve and that will give way to more prominent usage of features such as VoIP on mobile devices.
It’s usually the case that new technological innovations come at a higher price, but really these advancements can save you money. Think of your telecom provider like an all you can eat buffet. As the technology increases, so does the number of features available to you. With JBI Telecom, you still pay the same rate, but you can fill your “plate” with a lot more features at no extra cost. I don’t know about you, but when I get to an all you can eat buffet, I usually try to take advantage.
I’m pretty new to the whole social media scene, but I did have one of the office young guns teach me how to tweet and post status updates on “the book” as it’s called these days. So follow me on Twitter and on Facebook and you’ll get pure, unadulterated tweets and posts about whatever tickles my fancy.
The Sauce Boss over and out.